top 10 Most likely ways to die

October 5, 2008 2 comments

In increasing order (from least likely ot most )

The data for the most likely ways of dying is based on the National Safety Council’s(USA) Odds of Dying statistics.

10. Motorcycle Accident

Lifetime Odds: 1 in 1,020

9. Drowning

Lifetime Odds: 1 in 1,008

8. Pedestrian Accident

Lifetime Odds: 1 in 626

7. Firearm Assault

Lifetime Odds: 1 in 314

6. Falling

Lifetime Odds: 1 in 218

5. Suicide

Lifetime Odds: 1 in 119

4. Motor Vehicle Accident

Lifetime Odds: 1 in 84

3. Stroke

Lifetime Odds: 1 in 24

2. Cancer

Lifetime Odds: 1 in 7

1. Heart Disease

Lifetime Odds: 1 in 5

Top 10 FASTEST (from snail to GDP )

October 5, 2008 1 comment

Anything can be fast or test limits of its ancestors, hee are some of the fastest recorded timings.

10.  Fastest man :Usain Bolt top speed 37.151km/hr

09.  Fastest Snail: Archie, owned by Carl Branhorn top speed 0.009 km/hr

08.  Fastest  Piano player :  Liberace , top speed :6000 notes in 2 minutes

07. Fastest Eater (mammal): star-nosed mole handling time: 120 milliseconds

06. Fastest Brick Layer:Littleton mason Bob Boll top speed:8″ double-brick wall of 914 bricks in 60 mins

05. Fastest GDP growth rate(2007):Azerbejan Rate:23.10%

04:Fastest 100m Team Aircraft Pull– 737 Class(37 tonnes):Royal Marine Reserves (10 of them) speed:8.3km/hr

03:Fastest tornado:May 13, 1999 oklahoma city Speed:509km/h

02.Fastest growing plant: Bamboo speed: upto 2.54 cm/hr

01.Fastest Pizza maker(2007):Dennis Tran speed:three large pizzas in  49.1 seconds

top 10 opinions on Mine key at facebook

October 3, 2008 Leave a comment

hey guys recently i am getting addicted to this application on facebook called minekey , where people write opinions and others vote, comment , etc. They also show stats(insights) of the vote by age group and gender.

10.” The main downside to being an atheist is that we have no one to talk to during sex and “Oh Science!” just doesn’t click”-83% agreed 

9.”Thumbnail Pictures reflects the personality of the person”-Mukhtiar Ali Cango -100% agreed

8.”While Others may seem the door leading to ur happiness I Believe Ur The Only One With The Key !”-Nada Eid-100%agreed

7.”you CANNOT judge(or guess ) the personality of a person by the music one listens to”-me-84%agreed

6.”the age of consent for males can be lowered to 14″-diogenes-60%agreed

5.”Power without compassion is like a Building without windows …”-Robert Робэрт,-100%agreed

4.”It’s funny how well people think they know you after only knowing you on the net-Jonathan Entwistle-94% agreed

3.”Earrings on men look good.”-Oğuz Küçükbaş-60%agreed

2″When people that you like to read and exchange thoughts with disappear for awhile, you really feel something is missing.”-Mark Burr-100%agreed

1.”If you fall off a cliff,you might as well try to fly. After all, you got nothing to lose..”-Sudeepto Banerjee-87%agreed

ammazing isn’t it

top 10 funny ( spoof ) articles on uncyclopedia

September 30, 2008 1 comment

Hey guys i bumped into this site somedays back , many of you might be aware of UNCYCLOPEDIA(the spoof site), its funny in the beginneing but gets bit bore after a pont of time , here are some of the funniest articles you can check on uncyclopedia.

ADVICE:IF YOU DON’T FIND THESE FUNNY, DON’T VISIT THE SITE , IT’s FULL of SUCH STUFF.

ONE LAST THING B:These contents are not factSs, and given below are only QUOTED UNCYCLOPEDIA ARTICLES, which are by no means written by me.(click the headers for detailed articles on respective topic)

Uncyclopedia, “the content-free encyclopedia”, was founded in 2005 as an English-language wiki featuring satirically themed articles. It is formatted as a parody of Wikipedia and aims ultimately to parody all encyclopedic subjects.-WIKIPEDIA

10. Sigmund FreudFrued Momma.jpg:

Sigmund Skank Fraud (London, 6 mei 1856 – Freiburg, 23 september 1939, also known as SickMan Fraud, Sigmund Frood and Siggy.) was a psychoanalyst and a homosexual who lived during the early 20th Penis, I mean Century. He is widely regarded for his theories on the penis…errr…mind, and for jump starting the field of penises (psychoanalyis). His most celebrated theory is the notion of Penis Envy and Anal buggery.”

“He was a very close friend of Jung, whom he once kissed. The following day, an E! photographer was found dead in a box of cheese; it is believed that he had taken a photograph of that celebrity kiss, although this information hasn’t yet being confirmed by anyone.”

9.Oscar Wilde

“A man whose wisdom touches on nearly every conceivable topic, often without consent, which in turn has led to several lawsuits. Renown’d for his beautiful diction and his skilled oratory, Oscar is without doubt one of the leading literary figures of the first few days of March in 1895.”

“Oscar excelled during his academic years, with a number of his tutors stating that he was always willing to lend a hand to the younger boys. After boarding school, he attended Maudlin College, Oxford, where he graduated with a double-first in Modern Classics and Flower Arranging. His classics tutor, Walter Patewr, remarked that Oscar had great natural ability but that “where others may fail, he would always go the extra distance and make a proper fist of it”.”

8.Homo sapien

Human beings are a disease of the species Homo sapiens, that means they are hairless monkeys. The first of the humans is believed to be a man called James Croussor. This early man had enlarged ears, and spoke with likely stories. He had your number. Unique among mammals, humans never reach a natural equilibrium with their environment. The greedy bastards spread to an area and they multiply and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. Then they spread to another area. One other organism on this planet follows the same pattern – a virus. – ZOMG Matrix Quote!!!

If you are reading this article, then you are probably a human yourself. Unless, of course, you are Paul McCartney‘s Grandfather, or more distant relative.” 

7.EMINEM

He is the son of Bart Simpson and Beyonce, and was conceived in a toilet seat at a gas station and that is why he looks like something only a rabid dog would hump”

“MothƎr and WifƎ

EminƎm is known for songs about hating his mothƎr and bƎating his wifƎ to dƎath, up though to that day of him crƎating thƎ Marshall MathƎrs LP, hƎ bƎcamƎ an icon to woman abusƎrs and bums. And also OJ Simpson, OJ lovƎs thƎ shit.”  

6.Spider

AAAAAAAHHH! SPIDER!!!!!!  AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

The spider is a kind, cute and cuddly bug (g. bebederbugii) that is vital to our ecosystem and wants to eat your brain”

“If you were bit by a deadly spider, remain calm. Your flesh will get black and may require a life-size pack of White-out. Swelling may occur, making you the size of the Earth. This is quite typical. Consider yourself lucky. Even the famous tennis player, Venus, got swelling and became a planet, he now has to masturbate every day through his arse hole or else the juice coming out of his mouth will eventually burn and kill him.”

5.Main Page of uncyclopedia with featured articles, featured pics, and other crap.

4.Harry Potter

Professor Dumbledore is the Headmaster of Hogwarts and recently came out as gay. He took the position after retiring from his previous position, guide of a hobbit guerrilla army obsessed with finger jewelry. Snape kills him in book six, but who doesn’t know that by now? Yeesh.”

“Marxist interpretation

Accio means of production!     

Accio means of production!

Much discussion has exposed JK Rowling as an obvious Marxist, attempting to pollute the minds of our youth with Communist propaganda. The “pure-blood” Slytherins represent the aristocracy, who believe that “magic” (i.e. capital) should be in the hands of a privileged elite. The “clever” Ravenclaws represent the bourgeoisie, who collude with the aristocracy in the suppression of the petty-bourgeois Hufflepuffs and the proletarian house-elves. The brave Gryffindors (who wear red Quidditch robes) and Dumbledore’s Army represent the Red Army, the true army of the proletariat. 

3.George dubya Bush

“George, or Georgie as called by people close to him, is a member of the Republican Party, also known as the Screw The Peasants Party. He is known for his unconventional style of politics, such as aiming a stream of urine at his opponents, and screeching while jumping up and down on them. His working day consists of finger-painting and pasting macaroni on official government documents (something Dick Cheney has repeatedly told him is a “no-no”). He loves non-alcoholic beer and sugar-free frozen treats, and spends most of his time in his ranch, taking 3 naps a day and posing for photos where he pretends to be clearing brush. He is also one of the people sought after by the Killer Sheep for revenge.”

“Supreme Warlord and Decider George Walter Bush is noted for:”

  • KillingLiberating (CIA censored) the people of Iraq by relieving more than 655,000 of them from the day-to-day struggle of living.
  • The War Against Terror (TWAT). This is an entirely peaceful means of bringing about change in the county of Iraq, and is widely regarded as necessary

    2.WIKIPEDIA

    Wikipedia, “the free encyclopedia”, was originally founded in 2001 as an English-language wiki featuring satirically themed articles. It is formatted as a parody of Uncyclopedia and aims ultimately to devalue all enjoyable concepts.”

    “The history of Wikipedia begins in 1865 BC at the height of the Martian Civil War. Abraham Lincoln Logs, in a stroke of genius, realized that if encyclopedias were written collectively on the internet, then encyclopedia editors would be unemployed, and he could round them up and send them off to fight the Confederacy”

    1.Blog

    “The concept of “blogging” (not to be confused with Riverdance) is said to have originated in the Amazonian rainforest, where European explorers observed the native hunter-gatherers communicating by means of high-pitched whining and long-drawn-out musical glossolalia.”

    “Some etymologists propose that the term originated with a small 19th-century Canadian community who would chop down trees and then write detailed accounts of their routine activities on online diaries, and later became known as “web loggers”.”

    1.Television (tied on the first place with blog)

    A television (also known as televideo, picotcube, boobtube, and the idiot box) is the greatest achievement in the history of mankind since the wheel and, according to many, aerosol deodorant. Critics say it is a special mind-control device developed by Oprah and Nintendo in an attempt to take over your mom using subliminal messages with white trash and computer animated plumbers. The actual technology was invented by famed scientist Sir Thomas Television. The technology is especially well suited to a special breed of idiots, such as Pro Sports Fans.”

    The Simpsons are controlling the network with popularity, you learn many unnecessary things, but hey maybe this will come in handy later on in life, “Mmm… donuts!”

    Last 10 Deaths in F1

    September 28, 2008 Leave a comment

    The sucess of Singapore as a night race circuit , shoud not let us forget the way we have come from and how many lives have been lost in this game.

     

     Ayrton Senna  ( May 1, 1994   ,San Marino GP   )   

    Roland Ratzenberger  (April 30 1, 1994   ,San Marino GP qualifier  )   

    Ricardo Paletti   (June 13 ,1982,Canadian GP)

    Gilles Villeneuve  (May 8 1982, Beligian GP qualifier)

    Ronnie Peterson   (Sept 10 1978, Italian GP)

    Tom Pryce  ( May 5,1977, SA GP)

    Mark Donahue  (Aug 19, 1975, Austrian GP qualifier)

    Helmuth Koinigg  (Oct 6,1974,US GP)

    Francois Cevert  (OCT 7,1973, US GP Qualifier)

    Roger Williamson   (  July 29, 1973, Dutch GP)    

    references,

    http://www.f1complete.com/content/view/228/383/

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Formula_One   

    TOP 10 failed PREDICTIONS

    September 28, 2008 Leave a comment

    many predictions have failed , these are the most bizzare ones I found on the web.

    10.”Democracy will be dead by 1950.

    John Langdon-Davies, A Short History of The Future, 1936.

    9.”I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.”

    Thomas Watson Senior, Chairman of IBM, 1943

    8.  Chicago “psychic” Irene Hughes predicted that Vanna White and her husband would purchase a “haunted” mansion in Beverly Hills, from which they would flee in terror a week later. Madonna’s career would be interrupted by a “mystery illness,” but she would recover after having a religious vision and become a gospel singer.

    7.“Radio has no future. Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. X-rays will prove to be a hoax.” — William Thomson, Lord Kelvin, British scientist, 1899.

    6.“A rocket will never be able to leave the Earth’s atmosphere.” — New York Times, 1936.

    5.“Nuclear-powered vacuum cleaners will probably be a reality in 10 years.” -– Alex Lewyt, president of vacuum cleaner company Lewyt Corp., in the New York Times in 1955.

    4.“Rail travel at high speed is not possible because passengers, unable to breathe, would die of asphyxia.” — Dr Dionysys Larder (1793-1859), professor of Natural Philosophy and Astronomy, University College London.

    3.Charles Wesley, one of the founders of the Methodist church believed that the world was going to end in 1794.

    2“Ours has been the first [expedition], and doubtless to be the last, to visit this profitless locality.” Lt. Joseph Ives, after visiting the Grand Canyon in 1861. 

    1.What, sir, would you make a ship sail against the wind and currents by lighting a bonfire under her deck? I pray you, excuse me, I have not the time to listen to such nonsense.» 

    Napoleon Bonaparte, when told of Robert Fulton’s steamboat, 1800s

     

    References,

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Famous_predictions
    http://www.csicop.org/superstition/predict/
    http://www.boingboing.net/2007/10/27/failed-futuristic-pr.html
    http://listverse.com/miscellaneous/top-10-failed-apocalyptic-predictions/
    http://www.2spare.com/item_50221.aspx

    Top 10 Leo Nicolaevich Tolstoy QUOTES

    September 28, 2008 Leave a comment

    Leo tolstoy was a Russian moral Thinker, Novelist and Philosopher, notable for his influence on Russian literature and politics. 1828-1910

    here are my 10 favorite quotes by him

    10.“If you want to be happy, be.”

    9.”A man is like a fraction whose numerator is what he is and whose denominator is what he thinks of      himself. The larger the denominator, the smaller the fraction”.

    8.”Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.”

    7.“It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness.”

    6.“True life is lived when tiny changes occur.”

    5We lost because we told ourselves we lost. ”

    4.“War is so unjust and ugly that all who wage it must try to stifle the voice of conscience within themselves.”

    3.“Boredom: the desire for desires”

    2.”Man lives consciously for himself, but is an unconscious instrument in the attainment of the historic, universal, aims of humanity”

    1““It is by those who have suffered that the world has been advanced””

    0.”“Government is an association of men who do violence to the rest of us.”

    Sources:

    http://thinkexist.com/quotes/leo_nikolaevich_tolstoy/1.html
    http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/l/leo_tolstoy.html
    http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Leo_Tolstoy/